When i was little i never thought that eyebrows would ever be this important to me.
So, my girlfriend wakes up in the middle of the nights sometimes, and if she notices I’m not close to her, she taps my face until I wake up and just holds her arms open and says, “Come. Warmth.” And then falls back asleep when I do as told.
this is the cutest thing ever
"So I have this great idea for a game. This elephant blows butterflies out of its trunk and children have to catch them in a net and shove them back in. But when you think it’s over they just shoot up in the air again."
“So how does the game end?”
“With a bloody butterfly net and several dead children”